While at the Galleria we decided at the last minute that we might as well start registering for gifts since one of the stores we knew we wanted to register at was just downstairs. So we hightailed it to Williams Sonoma and got signed up for a registry. The nice sales woman explained the process and showed us how everything worked.
And then she handed us The Gun.
The woman, God bless her, began to hand me The Gun and I quickly corrected her, pointing out that this store was, in fact, Lobster's mecca. He nearly snatched The Gun from the poor woman. Lobster looked a little nervous at first, but as soon as he zapped the first item he was as giddy as a school boy.
To say that Lobster went nuts is a bit of an understatement. More than once I had to use my veto power. For example:
Lobster: "OOOHH! We need this!"
Me: "What is it?"
Lobster: "It's a [insert random, useless item here]?"
Me: "We don't need that."
Lobster: "Yes, we do! It's awesome!"
Me: "How many times since we've been together have we ever had a need for [refer to useless item here]?"
Lobster: Pause. "Well, we might need it someday."
Me: "Put it back."
Lobster: Giving me a dirty look. "FINE!"
He would then run off to zap more items. I can't be sure that I caught all the useless ones, but I sure did try. Later, we went to Crate and Barrel where I proceeded to go nuts with The Gun. Lobster was not as excited with the home goods as I was but as soon as we got to the kitchen section, he perked right up. We spent a good eight hours registering and we were both exhausted.
When we got home I realized that we hadn't registered for any linens. I just hadn't found any that I liked enough. So I did a bit of research online and finally found exactly what I was looking for at Restoration Hardware (be still my heart!). So I registered online and I was a happy, happy girl.
I think it's going to be funny when we get a bunch of kitchen stuff and Lobster's going to be the one that freaks out about it. I will be pleased as punch, too, because it means that he will be cooking more. Bwahahaha!
Now I get to go stalk your registry. Hooray!
ReplyDeleteOh, and sometimes random useless objects are EXACTLY what you need. You tell Lobster I'm on his side. And because of that, I expect to be seated next to his best looking single and straight friend at the wedding because lord knows I won't have a date.
ReplyDeleteGetting to register is one thing I'm actually looking forward to. I'll be sure to keep the gun away from M.
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